FEMA Declares Eric Cantor a Disaster Area
House Majority leader Eric Cantor has taken the unpopular position of denying federal aid for tornado victims in Joplin, Missouri, even making the rounds of TV press shows in attempt to defend his choice. It doesn’t appear to be helping convince the average American though, as the ever-creative denizens of the Web fire back with gems like this, from The Borowitz Report:
FEMA Declares Eric Cantor a Disaster Area
Congressman Denies Funds to Self
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – One day after Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) stirred controversy by withholding funds for tornado relief, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) took the extraordinary step of declaring Rep. Cantor a disaster area.
Within hours of the declaration, FEMA officials were dispatched to assess the damage to Mr. Cantor’s status as a human being capable of empathy.
“I’ve seen a lot of hurricanes and tornados, but this is something new,” said FEMA spokesman Tracy Klugian. “Rep. Cantor appears to have been caught up in a moral vacuum.”
While concerned FEMA officials looked on, the morally ravaged House Majority Leader took to the floor of the House to make the case for denying funds to repair himself.
The FEMA spokesman said that the agency was currently trying to estimate the cost of rebuilding Mr. Cantor’s soul.
“Quite frankly, I’ve never seen devastation like this,” Mr. Klugian said. “It’s like there’s nothing there.” More Borowitz here.
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10 Steps to Award-Winning E-Learning Design Process
In training, using what tools and methods work in any given environment has to be what we are about. While e-Learning design is certainly not my specialty, it is the specialty of Tobias Jedlund, winner of the Best eLearning Designer award, who is my guest blogger today. You can reach Tobias at Tobias.Jedlund@redvector.com.
What follows is an interview between Tobias and the award’s organizers, Maestro eLearning.
Q. What kind of eLearning work do you do?
My day typically consists of course development. The duties that go along with that include writing, organizing, and arranging content. Once the content is organized, I develop supporting interactions, graphics, animation, audio, and video elements.
Other parts of my day may include maintenance, review, and supporting co-workers in course development and other multimedia needs. Currently I am spending the majority of my time incorporating audio into our courses.
Q. What are some of your trustiest resources?
- Photos.com
- FlashKit.com
- Lynda.com
- theElearningCoach.com
- Lectora’s user community
- Websites: just about anything that I come across that inspires me (colors, interaction, layouts, navigation, designs)
- Design books for web, graphic, media, and art
- Personal sketches/drawings
Q. How about tools? What are some of your most useful e-Learning tools?
- Lectora
- Adobe Photoshop, Flash, Captivate, Media Encoder, Premiere, and Acrobat
- Microsoft Office
- Audacity
- Snag-it
- iMovie
- Quicktime
Q. For course development, how do you organize your content? What’s your process?
After receiving the content I go through the following steps:
- Determine target audience and purpose of the course.
- Read through the content to gain an understanding of the material.
- Create learning objectives.
- Break up content into manageable sections and chapters. I typically create an outline.
- Using the outline as a guide, I begin laying out the text in our development tool. Essentially I am creating a storyboard.
- As I am laying content out, I make notes regarding images, interaction, page design, and media elements.
- Review the content and make adjustments to text as needed.
- Create and develop all the graphics, images, interactivity, and multimedia content.
- Create checkpoint questions.
- Review course and make any final edits/updates.
One thing that I am passionate about is visuals. My background is media production and that is what got me into Instructional Design. I am currently working on a visual arts degree and one of my goals is to successfully integrate visual art theories and design into the eLearning environment.
Online courses have to compete for attention in a world of 3D movies, phone apps, and social media. As online media continues to evolve, learners demand an ever-increasing level of style and engagement in every interaction. They are expecting a “wow” factor, so the challenge for instructional designers becomes how to create courses with high engagement and visual impact that still deliver the highest quality content to meet course objectives. There needs to be a balance so that visuals enhance the transfer of knowledge instead of hindering it.
I truly believe that there needs to be a shift from the way eLearning is presented. I look forward to the future of eLearning and the challenges that this industry will have.
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About the Interviewer
Maestro eLearning is a customer service company in the business of creating custom online training courses. They’re collaborating with industry professionals to deliver more value in their series “Trainer Talks.” If you would like to participate in an interview or suggest an interview candidate, perhaps a top-performing employee or a brilliant colleague, contact genatyalor@maestroelearning.com.
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