Isn’t The Customer Always Right?

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You were given an example of poor customer service. Perhaps an explanation and discussion now will spark an idea for a training solution. That’s all there is to it.

This blog is divided into two categories: Training and Development and Customer Service. It was written for three reasons:

  1. I’ve trained in customer service as have many of you

  2. I’ve lived through many of its technological changes, (not improvements I said) as many of you, and finally,

  3. I’d like to see some new changes, including putting the personal touch back into customer service.

So, if you’re looking for a training solution, look no further. There you have it. Persuade employers not to take the simplest, most efficient technological route. The customer first mindset requires people to contact, as well as the right people to contact.

Customer service can make or break a company. It’s not so easy these days, with global, faceless conglomerates that frequently have so many happy customers in so many countries that the principals wouldn’t know who they were or care. The loss of one or two loyal customers is insignificant. As a result, excellent customer service isn’t all that important. It could be making a comeback thanks to social media. Instead of one person telling ten of his or her friends about disappointed rising customer expectations, we have one person telling hundreds, and hundreds telling hundreds. But that’s beside the point…

Technology has made it possible to make customer service easier and, in some ways, more efficient. Some argue that technology is ideal for making all customer loyalty easier and faster. Those are the people who want basic information but don’t want to talk to a real person and, oh, are probably computer savvy. I believe that technology is best for employers who want to provide cost-effective customer service while giving the impression of excellent service. According to their muddled definition of customer service, it does the job adequately.

Before automation, probably 90% of calls to call centers were for basic information questions that didn’t require a person to look up; an early example would be a bank teller and an ATM. We still use bank tellers if we need a more complex answer than the ATM provides. Of course, that is the most basic form of an automated system. 10% of those calls were more complicated and required a person to assist in resolving the issue; this is when you went into the bank to see the teller or someone else.

Customer service used to make or break businesses. It’s not so easy these days, with the worldwide, faceless conglomerates who often have so many customers in so many contries, the principals wouldn’t know who they were or care. The loss of one or two customers is no big deal. So customer service is not that important. Perhaps, it’s making a comeback with social media. Instead of one disappointed customer telling ten of his or her friends, we have one person telling hundreds, and hundreds telling hundreds. But that’s not important…

Technology has brought us a long way to making customer service easier, and in some ways, more efficient. Some would say technology perfect for making it easier and faster for all for all customers. Those people would be the ones who want to know basic information and don’t want to talk to a real person, and, oh, are most likely computer savvy. I would say technology is best for the employer who wants customer service to be cost effective while giving the impression of having great customer service. In corporate minds it does the job adequately, according to their mixed up definition of customer service.

Probably 90 percent of the calls that came into a call center before automation took over had to do with basic information questions that don’t need a person to look up; an early example would be a bank teller and an ATM. We still use bank tellers though if we have a more complex answer than is offered by the ATM. Of course, that is an automated system at its most basic. Ten percent of those calls were more complicated and needed a person to help resolve the issue; that would be when you went into the bank to see the teller or someone else.

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Advance to more sophisticated automated systems, where a human or human-like voice (the first ones were a little frightening) asks you what you need help with. We’ve all been there—some just to pay the bills. In some cases, a real person (a representative) will assist you, but only after you’ve jumped through a million hoops. Be thankful that you aren’t immobile, verbally or physically handicapped, or simply move more slowly or are less agile than you were 20 years ago, because you won’t be able to get help unless you can communicate with someone. Today’s online and automated phone customer service caters to people aged twenty to sixty. The rest can’t do it on their own.

It’s bad enough when the customer journey has done everything the machine has told him or her to do and none of the categories even comes close to what the question or concern is, and there’s no way to talk to a person unless you know the secret. If a customer complaints is particularly clever or savvy with these types of systems (practice helps, and we’re getting there), they can punch “0” and speak to a human. Not always, but occasionally. Customer satisfaction, on the other hand, is frustrated and angry by the time they speak with someone. They had been confused and mildly upset for about half an hour before that.

When customers get past Automaton Lucy, they are referred to the department after department, again and again, to repeat the same identification information in order to verify them as genuine customers on the account, the issue or question if it fits the pre-programmed model, only to be told there is nothing the Frequently Asked Questions spoken verbally can do.

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The customers request to speak with the manager due to poor customer service. “It’s company policy,” the manager says. I can do better. I can improve on a couple of things. It is a policy that allows the company thirty days to hold the customers’ money that they withdrew from their account in error; the fact that it was an error on the part of the company does not qualify for expedited service to refund the cash sooner.

Policy is the responsibility of the company, not the people. It is not a legal requirement. It is adaptable in that it can be bent, ignored, or applied on an individual basis. Is it bad for business to abuse it or not use it all the time? Is it there to benefit the company from the loopholes it creates? If it’s company policy to wait or hold something, it’s usually money in a bank account. Right. Interest.

What else is there to keep? Paperwork. Who wants to keep track of something like that? However, money is electronic and in our account, where it earns interest—especially when combined with a large amount of other money in the account.

What does that policy entail? It is never explained, nor are the expedited service rules. No, but this particular case, which took a week to investigate, does not meet the criteria for expedited service. What exactly does expedited service entail? Let us see… a phone call. We don’t use phones much anymore in business. It’s most likely an email. Make a payment to so-and-so. Here’s the account number and balance. Remember how the folder had been sitting on his or her boss’s desk for a week without being expedited?

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(1)The real problem here is that policies are not laws. My wife is a lawyer who also happens to be the chief of a police department. She would understand the difference between a policy and a law. For that matter, I would as well.

The slick company’s customer service is the best—it is the most efficient, and Marc Antony’s speech about Brutus being an honorable man is also accurate. Calling customers back in record time by several different customer service agents to give them the same answer and argue with them over a policy point to demonstrate your company’s responsiveness does nothing but enrage them. Especially when a customer support team policy does not count for customer retention. The old adage that if a customer is treated poorly, he will tell ten of his friends no longer applies. The involvement of customer interactions in social media can multiply those numbers exponentially. And if they have a popular blog. Oops.

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Who nowadays provides good customer service? Businesses that live and die by word of mouth, successful retail stores, restaurants—particularly good servers in the United States—who make the majority of their money on tips, virtually any successful mom-and-pop business that relies on face-to-face commerce, and large successful corporations and businesses that understand that people are the reason they exist. Some of the obvious ones, such as Disney, USAA, Ben and Jerry’s, and motion picture studios, have probably always done it because the customer factor is right in their face.

Who doesn’t understand? Multinational corporations, large businesses, and small businesses (yes, ordinary businesses and some mom-and-pop shops) that prioritize the bottom line do not. There are also compartmentalized businesses in which one part of the company is unaware of what the other is doing. They’ve become disoriented. They risk jeopardizing their bottom line because they have forgotten about their customers. Some devoted customers even purchase stock. Some people change their minds.

There are those bottom-feeder companies that have salespeople rush measure-quality-customer-experience people to buy products or services in order to get rich. When something goes wrong, they have little flexibility and use policy to get their way, hoping to appease customers with their slick “we’ll get back to you immediately” form of customer service; they use “policy” liberally to resolve most customer service problems, effectively making it the customers’ fault.

My job as a customer service regional representative for five states and the District of Columbia was to “assist” state offices where customer service team efforts had failed, or so the customer empathy thought. And my boss expected me to solve the problem whether the customers were positive or negative. It was my responsibility to be the voice of reason with the support teams.

With no real power to make changes to a client’s case as is the case with most customer service people at that level, I had to hand it off to someone who did. To work with my counterparts in the “company” and the client, I had to use–what’s that word: charisma? I say it in all modesty, of course. The penthouse executives regarded the

With no real authority to make changes to a client’s case, as most customer service representatives do at that level, I had to delegate it to someone who could. To collaborate with my colleagues in the “company” and the client, I needed—the what’s word?—charism? Of course, I say it modestly. The customer with a problem was regarded as an annoyance and an unpredictability by the penthouse executives. Is what happened to the customer always correct? That could solve the problem almost every time without a hitch.

The state and local reps didn’t work for me because I was a regional rep. As a result, the job had a double-whammy effect on me. I had to research a problem that other customer service representatives had already researched, ask my contacts at the State level (perhaps they are slightly higher than the State reps themselves), and provide an answer to clients; if nothing else could be done, I still had to find out why. As I previously stated, policy alone was insufficient. I was frequently asked to explain why the state of national office had that policy. That was sometimes enough, but most of the time when a policy affects someone personally, and customers deserve it, the policy is still just a policy for the convenience of the company, with room for exceptions.

What I could do was get my company’s president or the national rep to speak with the program’s state representatives. Sometimes the mere mention of that action resulted in an exception, other times it did not. Charisma was important. One could hope that my charges liked me more than they feared the unknown. I prefer to imagine the former. Unless the customers’ problem with us is so serious that it warrants extensive media coverage, I doubt my company’s president or even one of her significant vice presidents would have gotten directly involved in the first place.

Unfortunately, the rooms at the top are frequently focused on money columns rather than people’s needs. I frequently developed relationships with clients because I tried numerous avenues; not that others hadn’t done the same; however, I was the end of the road for them. If it was a money problem or a problem that caused a lack of funds at a critical time, I was attempting to solve a problem that had a significant impact on their lives.

We appear to have lost sight of the true definition of customer service and what our interactions with customer expectations mean to us. My training question is, who told them that customer service was only about saving money and giving answers—to hell with customers? I’m not sure, and I’m not interested. I’d kick some butt over it if I could.

Be truthful. Don’t you despise automated customer service phone lines or being directed to a company website (some now have chat groups) when you have a complicated real-world question? Sometimes the only way out of the automation prison is to hang up the phone. Otherwise, you’ll go round and round. Bottom line: a machine cannot change an answer that you have already received, such as a billing problem. In any case, not yet. If you read one of my recent blogs, you might see it in the near future.

Customers not only define our products, but they also define how we conduct business and, in some cases, whether we continue to exist. The latter was more prevalent in smaller businesses. They don’t now, but they should. If only customers could go viral…

Happy Training.

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For more on Jack Shaw, check his home site, where you can find access to other publications, including a fantastic novel called, Harry’s Reality.

Slick Customer Service Doesn’t Mean It Works

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We all know bad customer service when we see it. It makes us frustrated and angry. It’s been known to ruin days, weeks, months, years, holidays–even Christmas. I’ve got a story to illustrate what I mean.

This story is true. I won’t use any names in order to protect the individuals involved. I will, however, give “honorable mention” to the companies that deserve it–good or bad.

A friend and his wife, Bob and Carol, were approached by the same company company that holds their current mortgage, Green Tree Servicing: Home Loan Services, Mortgage Modification. The original mortgage had been held by an online bank, USAA: United Services Automobile Association. The online bank has a huge exclusive membership for veterans, military members and dependants, and are the good guys in the story. I suspect the couple was approached by Green Tree as they were by many refinancing companies because the couple had never missed a mortgage payment, despite having tight resources, even after Bob retired from the government. Ironically, Green Tree owned the loan now.

measure-quality-customer-experienceGreen Tree offered lower interest rates, which would have been more tempting had the couple’s taxes on their house not been so high. Bob and Carol filled out the paperwork post haste because they were getting ready to take the family on a long-awaited cruise–one that had been over a year in the planning.

In filling out the paperwork, the couple spotted a red flag. One document stated that if the closing took place by such and such date, the couple were locked at particular interest rate, but the company would not be locked in at that rate after a later date. It sounded as if the couple, with no control of the closing date, were still bound to take the loan if Green Tree could manage the closing by a certain time that the company was not bound by the locked in rate the couple had agree. The company refused to budge or re-write the paper. Although it sounded fishy, but since no mortgage would take place without their signature on other documents signed at closing, the paperwork went forward.

Green Tree, the refinancing arm, through its broker, did some other fishy things in asking Bob and Carol to find the original paperwork from USAA that sold the initial mortgage to Green Tree. But they already had the mortgage. Yes, the old mortgage was owned by the same company that wanted to refinance it. Bob called the bank. USAA as much as said, “That’s absurd. That information had been sent and submit to Green Tree at the time of the previous and that Green Tree would have to pull it themselves. The customer could ask Green Tree for it. Okay, maybe lazy or slick, but not totally fishy. Just a bit much to ask.

This, however was not the big problem. It was the beginning of an unhappy customer service relationship with Green Tree. Of course, what did the care care after the deal was done? Compartmentalization. The only person who had any face-to-face with the couple was the closer hired from out Green Tree. It seemed the company distanced itself as far as possible from the customer.

cruise1Understanding their financial situation was tight, and needing cash for the cruise and bills automatically paid while they were gone, Bob and Carol asked the broker numerous and questions on the phone to ensure that there would be cash in their account in November. The mortgage broker said, “No problem, we’ll take care of you with no costs at closing, and no November mortgage payment. So you’ll be all set for your cruise.”

Bob called his bank before they left on the cruise to ensure a mortgage payment wasn’t expected to be received by the bank and it wasn’t. As far as he and the bank were concerned he did not have an automatic payment through his bank on the old or the new as yet. And, this is all happening a day or two within closing and the trip.

Papers all signed October 30 or 31st. November 1st: Day of the flight to Florida to catch the cruise, Carol goes to buy some necessities for the trip and get cash. Her card is turned down and account frozen. The mortgage payment came out, as well as all the extra expenses in preparation for the cruise that had been spent, thinking that money would be there, including the money for dog sitter.

Thanks to Green Tree, Bob and Carol’s rest of the day before their vacation could only be characterized by two words: it sucked. Not only was there a mad scramble to get all the packing done, there were extra phone calls to be made, extra problems to be solved and a somewhat unrelated event, one of the dogs appeared to have seizures. Fortunately, the dog sitter, who had vet technician experience, was available to come early and see the dog was looked after and treated. The trip plan was to leave right after the kids came home from school. As it was, they barely made it to the airport on time. Bob and Carol found out after the cruise that the check for their dog sitter who came to their aid in an emergency bounced.

Before they left Bob called the bank again and discussed the situation. The bank agreed to unfreeze the account, move savings and extend their debit card limit so they could have some cash. The bank even said, he could stop payment, which would allow time for an investigation, but was really a delaying measure. The damage had already been done. USAA note the problem in the account and when it was all over would remove all bank charges for overdrawn checks, etc. The bank didn’t have to do that, or even believe the couple’s situation, but it did; USAA had a lifelong customer.

Carol called Green Tree. No answer. No machine. She went to the web site and found a comment section for customer service and aired her concerns and displeasure with what had happened.

Fortunately she had used other credit cards for purchse, ship costs, etc; she wanted to use cash for any excursions or souvenirs. The cash the family had left was quite limited, therefore, their activity off-ship was limited by the uncertainty of their account.

Upon return from probably not the best vacation they had ever had, there was one call from Green Tree with a message saying the company would look into issue (this from the comment section and get back to the couple as soon as possible. The next day in the mail. They received a letter that stated that since there were no unusual circumstances (not defined) to warranted it the company would return the mortgage amount via check 30 days from the day of the erroneous withdrawal.

kester_people-are-corporationsBob called Green Tree customer service after receiving the letter, since it was the company’s error, and was told it is policy to hold the checks. Customer service’s respond: he was being rude, to be quiet and let them finish telling him the same “standard language” he had heard before. But he hadn’t called anyone names or threatened anyone so they didn’t hang up. He did hang up. Later that evening, customer service called again with a different voice but the same answer: It is policy. He hung up on that phone call, too. And, Bob’s not a hang up the phone kind of guy.

It’ll be an interesting Christmas for Bob, Carol and family as they get their finances back in order. They’ll continue living, where not only taxes are high, but also mortgages. They’ll survive. They won’t have to go homeless. Others don’t have it so well. It’s still sad to think that this company because it was “responsive” however late, thinks that it’s customer service is great. I was a hands-on customer manager as well as a trainer; there are exceptions for policies. This might have been a good time for one. Bob told one of his ten, me, and I’m telling you.

Responsive and slick doesn’t equate to good customer service. USAA is a big company, possibly bigger than Green Tree and a customer has to jump through many security hoops to get through to a person, but when you do, they’ll even call the customer back. The company gets great marks for being people-oriented. Personally, I still hate jumping through the hoops like anyone else, but banks like USAA are safeguarding my money, so it’s necessary; I’m still a person. By the way, I almost forgot something very important. No one in Bob and Carol’s customer service contacts said, “I apologize for the mistake,” or “I’m sorry that happened to you.” The latter even takes the blame off the company.

Earlier before the trip, Carol had left a furious message for the broker, which he could have ignored; his job was done. He hadn’t received until the couple and family left. He called back and said, “I apologize for the mix-up. I don’t know how it happened. I am so sorry this happened to you. Are you going to be alright? I want to see if I can fix this.” And he promised to do what he could, but it was a big company, he admitted, and it was hard to get to the right people. Oh, so true.

Bob and Carol, who had already been through corporate hell. Bob answered for the both of them and said: thank you for just say acknowledging us. I doubt the company will change their mind, but if the couple can get the check earlier that would help, but what’s done is done.

Had Green Tree been a bank, they would have withdrawn all their funds and moved on. Another business would lose their business. The perceive fishy business in the beginning was forgotten all with a thank you. Recognizing the difficulty the situation caused so close to a vacation, where no one would be reachable, and followed by the holidays was survivable for Bob and Carol who had lived on the edge before. It would be unconscionable for someone with less means to juggle credit cards and recover financially.

So, while we train world class customer service, let’s not forget the basics. It’s not about cost cutting. It’s about serving customers. We make products they told us they need and not to cancel. We develop and provide services they want. We refine all of the above based on their feedback. Do we want to throw it all away. Without customers, businesses die and without businesses, we die.

Remember, policy is not a law. Policy can be bent or exceptions made. It’s not like a customer who needs an exemption is going to go tell everyone and make the company go broke; it’s one happy customer who’s going to say good things.

Put people who care about people back in customer service.

  • Customer service reps are champions of the people.
  • A customer service representative is a company ambassador who always puts his or her best side forward.
  • Customer service reps are problem solvers, not policy wonks.
  • Customer service reps maintain your company’s good name and reputation.
  • Customer service reps are among your smartest, savvy initiators of change.
  • Good customer service people don’t need standard language and have good communication skills.
  • Good customer service reps speak the language of the country they serve fluently, and can easily be understood.
  • Good customer service reps are charismatic, are not judgmental, and do not put company or colleagues down.

Be honest. Don’t you hate automated customer service phone lines or being referred to a company web page (some have chat groups now) when you have complicated real question to ask? Sometimes there is no way out of the automation prison, but to hang up. Round and round you go otherwise. Bottom line: a machine can’t change an answer you’ve already received, i.e., a billing issue. Not yet anyway. Read my last blog and you’ll see it can.

Not only do customers define our products, they define how we conduct business, and sometimes whether we continue in business. The latter was more the case in terms of smaller companies. Not so much now, but they should. If only customers go viral…

As luck would happen, or compartmentalization, Bob answered the phone less than a week later and someone from Green Tree was trying to sell insurance on Bob and Carol’s major household appliances and valuable items. You could say, Bob was less than receptive. He didn’t get angry. He simply said, “This would not be a good time to talk to us.” There was double meaning in what he said, but there was no point in taking his grief out on an innocent employee.

Carol received word at work from Green Tree customer service team is indeed possible some twenty days after being told it wasn’t. So, in the end Green Tree came through. I’m not one to beat a company when it is down. There could be a number of reasons why it took so long to resolve the issue.

Resolving the issue is only one aspect of great customer service. Response time can be great. Providing instant basic detain can be great. Solving the problem can be great. But without compassion and flexibility and people on the front end who can adjust policy accordingly, the customer service will only be coated with Teflon. Here it appears compartmentalization or “company gigantism” and diversification may have lead to the series of missteps and miscommunications with serious financial concerns. Again, we come back to: what looks good in the strategic plan and follows a great vision can be missing a critical element. In customer service, that element is the customer itself.

Happy training.

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For more on Jack Shaw, check his home site, where you can find access to other publications, including a fantastic young adult science fiction/dystopian novel called, In Makr’s Shadow.

How Not Paying Attention Almost Destroyed the World

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We need to pay attention to what really matters.

Disclaimer: the following is a story, a fairy tale, a piece of fiction, a satire. It is not intended to reflect this site’s point of view, nor even my own.

The work is not intended to represent any particular person or persons; some of the organizations do exist (some I made up), however, this is a satire and it is the reader who will discern meaning. I am poking fun.

How not paying attention can be a big problem.

We can talk and talk and talk, but if no one is paying attention, nothing matters. In training, I hope you look for unique ways to get trainees to pay attention. I think there are many opportunities in our daily lives when paying attention is critical as well. Our leaders–no matter what country they represent–need to pay attention to a bigger picture than the one they are seeing today. You’ll see what I mean.

You wouldn’t think that not listening to someone could change the world, but it did. In fact, not paying attention almost destroyed it completely. Yet, in the near future, making personal contact or socializing without sanction would be a capital crime punishable by deletion. Ironically, it would be breaking that law that also saved the world. Confused? Me, too. A little.

Here’s how it all started. The basic idea that people could influence the way others acted goes way back to when your mother or father didn’t want you to play with someone else or certain others because… well, you know, they could make you do something bad like smoke or drink or get into trouble, ultimately ruining your life and the lives of others. Never mind that you could be a good influence on them.

Or, was it the advent of cell phones, iPods, iPads, eReaders (printed books seem to be different)–anything really that separated you from your fellow man? You know, it became easier to not actually talk to people. You didn’t have to watch what you were saying. You could ignore people and say you were multi-tasking, or excuse yourself from boring situations.

Of course, there were other advantages, now and then, to having a distracting device. With one, you could text information and go about your business. No need for any kind of a personal relationship at all really, especially if you didn’t use your voice at all. The person you were communicating with in real time wouldn’t have to hear the irritated tone of your voice, or see the bored expression on your face; you wouldn’t have to look at theirs for feedback. Your body language or theirs could communicate the unspoken… if you looked at them, even without body language, you wouldn’t have to sense what they really meant. Mothers could sense when something was wrong, but that was ancient history.

People believed that this buffer could keep the bad things away from people; however, they forgot it also kept people away from some of the good things other strangers can do for them. It affected who they were. But mom and dad said…and the government determined. Now, you’re biting your knuckle, aren’t you? Frustration?

It wasn’t Big Brother–just the opposite, with the bonus of saving us from ourselves. With a buffer like e-mail or texting, you could say what you thought. Be sarcastic–even if you were the only one who knew it.

Fast forward to the near future. People don’t talk anymore. They have no phones–not even texters. Phones and texters aren’t vetted. You have to be vetted or matched with everyone with whom you need or wish to have contact. There’s a machine for that. It’s a prophylactic–not to be confused with a “dating” machine they had a long time ago. People used to blatantly socialize without being matched; it was all terribly dangerous for them and everyone around them. Then, there was online dating, which was also dangerous and just as illegal, then a machine again–only a more sophisticated one this time.

It was through this buffer that the leaders heard from the people. The problem was simple: it couldn’t be a total match. That would be impossible. Ask yourself this: if your leaders don’t seem to be listening now, what will they do when they can’t feel your passion or read between the lines or see the communication of your whole being? The problem wasn’t the machine filter. The problem was that the leaders would not pay attention; it seemed they only represented the money–the one-percenters and not the other 99 percent that also lived on the planet.

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To be sure, they ignored the cries of the weaker political parties, and there were many: the Green Party that ranted constantly of growing unstoppable pollution, the Law and Order Party that called for weapon control, the Listen to Us Party that maintained no one paid attention to global warming, the Anti-Apartheid Party that told of heinous crimes against many people now extinct, and the Evangels, who simply said we didn’t deserve the world. This was the result of not listening. Not paying attention is the real problem, you idiots, everyone but the people in charge thought.

But the main political parties, the Democrats and Republicans, were infinitely richer than the minor parties. Since both parties were made up of one percenter money, they always stayed in power and nothing really changed. The perceived needs of the people were shifted around a bit so the people thought the ones in charge were doing something, but they weren’t. Sadly, some politicians actually thought they were leading something, but when they tried to do something meaningful, another politician from the same one-percent combined party interfered. He or she envisioned him or herself as the anointed one and campaigned (spending one percenter money) to sit in the power seat to maintain the status quo.

If you are confused or frustrated by now, think of the leaders, that’s where they were still seriously concerned but ineffective in trying to solve problem after problem plagued the world. However, they took on a brave face because this had been their “work and duty” for so long. Their solution: they took turns sitting on the seat until it became a hot seat, then they stopped altogether and retired from government. A few just stepped down when they tired of the real work of facing constituents and trying to solve problems. Campaigning is hard work. When the Dems’ and the Reps’ leaders decided to rein in the chaos together, it didn’t matter who won the political races anymore. Not as long as it was the Jackasses or Elephants who could sit on their rumps and admire themselves. One could suppose with one percent money they could live an almost a fantasy-like existence. Ironic…

Why the bobble-headed politicians wanted to administer the world no one really knew, but one group scattered among the lesser politicians and activists–the scientists–were not interested in that answer and no longer passive. Scientists who asked for money to fund important research, most of which was designed to save their dying planet, only to be told by the dummies in office that they’d look into it. Or the indicators were not absolute. Hence the need for research. Those in office never did look into the world’s life threatening matters. Needless to say, it was no surprise when they joined the criminal element and became mean and tough like them, taking what they wanted. What was a few more criminals in the scheme of things?

However, the scientists were still scientists and not really criminals at heart. The real criminals needed the scientists at first to make drugs and special weapons, but then their poor clientele seemed to die out. As the Earth was dying, the lesser-healed individuals were the first to go. The criminals staged a hard last stand trying amass a fortune to become one percenters themselves, but even they gave up in the end. Their minions destroyed entire neighborhoods, small cities, wiped out other criminal factions daily in a desperate attempt to gain some measure of control and wealth so they could count themselves among the privileged few. If the criminal element was going to die anyway, it would be in style.

For the scientists: there were no rules of conduct and ethics to control their experiments. So what? Nothing was as bad as what was happening to the world. Most scientists hadn’t thought it necessary or even practical. This was going to be a “now or never” effort, they said as they scowled at those people who threw ethics in their faces, “there was not time for experimenting or practicing on the surviving humanity.”

These scientists were not the ones who resembled the long extinct ostrich with its head buried in the sand. Or, to give them a more retro reference: scientists were geeks no more. They were, in fact, heroes–or gods, or devils, depending on when in time one saw them. Before or after the end or beginning of the end of the way it was. Confusing isn’t it? That’s the way mankind felt. It was one of mankind’s lesser emotions. Other emotions like fear, desperation, and rage were more commonly felt.

The world was fast becoming a unlivable place.

Overpopulation made millions starve. Science had helped where politicians were helpless. Fertile soil on earth lost all its nutrients, while efforts to save the meager foodstuffs on less fertile soil were futile. It wasn’t long before not even weeds grew. People lived on scrounged pre-package goods with shelf lives no one cared about. Some of the more intelligent and educated people worried about developing a cannibalistic society, but what matter if they going to be extinct anyway. Some pockets of cannibals developed where the most desperate lived, but the more “civilized” folks ignored the fact it most likely existed. It was a defense mechanism; if they hadn’t they would have gone crazy or crazier. So, food was food to the survivors.

Global warming had ensured that the oceans, the next best possible place to save mankind, were hopeless. With the unstable weather, tides, whirlpools, earthquakes and volcanic activity, it made it impossible to build and explore beneath the sea. Even with the strongest and latest underwater technology, living there would be like being buried at sea.

Already, huge densely populated swaths of land on most of the world’s coastal regions were decimated, forcing what was left of the people who escaped from there before it fell into the ocean and those who saw it coming to move inward to ravage those lands and people before them to survive. The countries–what did they matter anymore?—with less populated interiors survived the longest, while the other countries trying to beat the savagery within their borders began purges of their weakest populations. Borders were irrelevant, too, but it helped to parcel out the chaos some. Survival of the fittest was again in vogue.

Horrible to think of if the people had designed the death of billions as preservation measure. It was pitiful, this science, but it saved the others.

The United States, more functional than other areas mostly because of its sheer size, had a large number of scientists in hiding looking for answers to save as much of the earth as possible–if it was possible. The co-presidents in the Omaha capitol were slightly surprised at the coup, but not really. A combination of criminals and scientists took out the guards that didn’t lay down their arms. The Presidents turned the government over to the scientists, asking for mercy. The so-called former leaders were worried the criminals might kill them outright but the scientists might still have compassion. And this wasn’t an isolated incident. Nor, was it planned as a worldwide event. Once it happened in the U.S. it happened everywhere else with the same result.

Now that the scientists had control, what were they going to do? They decided not to kill the bobble-headed politicians but to use them as errand boys and girls. The scientists needed liaisons with the rest of the world to bring the smartest minds together to work on survival. Once all the bright little boys and girls got together, the answer became clear. There was only one thing left to do. And, at this stage of the disaster, there was only one man with enough technological genius in the area of evolving artificial intelligence (EAI). Unfortunately, none of the scientists living in this group would see the project through, but they would die, relieved knowing that it was in the hands of a capable, and they hope, good man.

It had to be EAI; the world of man had stopped listening. Change was inevitable.

There were a plethora of mandatory worldwide matchmaker hybrid cyber servers to ensure that people met the “right” people started this star scientist thinking… The idea of linking computers and servers to one another to increase power, memory, and cognition was not new…but, in this case, he thought, very useful. The hybrid cyber servers already used artificial intelligence (AI) to “match” people as it was colloquially known at the time; it needed AI to adapt to so many unpredictable human variables.

The next step was evolution. Alone the servers were so powerful by being linked worldwide already, and with tons of data and memory stored already; EAI was not far away.

Evolving AI, a constantly growing version of AI, allowed the cyberserver to literally have a mind of its own under a single program mission. There was no time for many programs here; the machine had to think for itself and make decisions. The one thing it couldn’t do was change the program. He had been working on EAI for years; all he needed was a powerful enough platform with enough data. He hadn’t been a proponent of the Matchmaker program, but he would take advantage of the technology to save the earth now that he had it. His other ideas for control measures made the difference and he created the ultimate evolving artificial intelligence.

The Matchmaker cyberserver would operate without emotion. It was the only way. No human interference. It would do what had to be done to save the world even if that meant collateral damage. He knew it might be a lot, but he couldn’t think about that now. It was up to his machine. I haven’t even even given it…er, him a name, he thought. He’ll have to do that himself. He was already thinking of his machine as a living entity.

What’s a little more collateral damage after what the world had been through? Millions of dead? Billions? He would be dead himself before this would be over. It had to be done. There had to be change. We’d come to far. We should have paid attention.

And so it began. One man, entrusted with the solution to save the world, turns the world’s well-being over to a machine. More humans died, the scientist among them, but his fancy cyberserver survived and nothing would ever be the same again.

The cyberserver evolved, changing Its formal server name to Maker. Later, He dropped the “e,” becoming Makr, the One and Only. It was still pronounced with the “e;” however, dropping the “e” made the artificial intelligence feel unique–more so than He already was.

On the first day…

On the seventh day…after the world was saved from total annihilation by the elements. The world was different. Makr determined the world was not safe from humans. Not yet.

Somewhere in between the first day and seventh day, Makr created SensaVision, a means for the population to live in any manner and anywhere it desired. Although pure fantasy, few rejected the idea. Why not live it up? No one really cared for people any more; also, being around people had been dangerous–not knowing whom you could trust, so fantasy was the perfect solution. Long gone was the concept of money. So, a person could think about living a wealthy lifestyle and he or she was made comfortable and happy; or a simple life–poof– if he or she desired; or, a dedicated, useful work-life–done. SensaVision detected the least satisfaction the Bio felt and righted it. Nothing could go wrong. It could, but it hadn’t happened yet.

Makr continued to evolve. He had a dark side as anyone can. He, through His mobile cyberts placed humans (he called them Bios now for simplicity sake) in storage; Bios saw the buildings still standing or that the cyberts had built or rebuilt as a place to store Bios rather than a home. Bios were data that you stored, moved, repaired, restored, and deleted. SensaVision made that a reality.

A significant number of Bios registered as missing. Had that number only been one percent, it wouldn’t have mattered, but ten percent was a significant number to have avoided being placed in containment. He had created His own mobile cyberts of varying shapes, sizes and purposes to rebuild and repair the planet. He needed to adjust that number. Makr did not write programs; however, He was designed to create solutions, no matter how abhorrent the solutions might seem to humans (Bios now). If he couldn’t move Bios to storage, repair or restore them, He would delete them. Simple problem solving. Logic.

Inside the perfect prison resided 90 percent of the entire human population. The other ten percent refused Makr’s “invitation” to live Inside; in truth, they managed to hide from the cyberts who came for them. A few realists saw friends taken by force, and it did not seem to be in anyone’s best interest for the same to happen to them. The ten-percenters’ logic: they survived while the world was falling apart; surviving in a world–even as decrepit and disgusting as this–was better. At least they were alive. They didn’t know how many had survive the failing world, but they did. Some would say, the 90-percenters must have been optimists to keep trying to stay alive.

Most likely the ten-percenters came from the minor political groups and activist groups. Certainly not much political action going on here. For them, the world Outside was dark and inhospitable, but it was real. Even ten percent of a society or population was not going to think alike, so they were divided on the best means to survive. Some hid better than others, some developed different defense mechanisms or rationalizations, and they all had varying degrees of hate toward the machines–the cyberts. For some, calling themselves Evangels after the political group, that hate turned all the way around and they came to worship the strongest being on the planet, Makr, the One and Only. Still, the one thing they did have in common: they didn’t want to get caught by these strange metal creatures who inhabited this viable but ugly world with them.

There were other one-percenters now, who scared the hell out of the other 99 percent. They didn’t have any money, nor did they need it. They wore rags, reeked from not bathing enough, lived in the shadows and became like those shadows. These Shadow people seemed to know instinctively something was wrong here, and seemed determined to do something about it. They had secrets–many secrets–these one percenters who lived in reality.

Meanwhile on the Inside, SensaVision was unable to control the bad dreams of one single Bio. That same Bio had an unusual ability. He could see through illusion to reality. He was paying attention. Everyone who lived in reality did, too. They had to pay attention or die. Or, die trying.

Let me be clear and repeat again. Nothing in this tale is intended to disparage anyone or any institution. I have written this satire in the spirit of creative interest and with the intention of proving a point of communication.

I hope you had fun. Writing this scared the hell out of me.

Happy training.

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For more on Jack Shaw, check his home site, where you can find access to other publications, including a fantastic novel called, In Makr’s Shadow.

Is Training Airport Security a Dirty Word?

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It seems the Transportation Security Administration or TSA does not train its agents in any of the soft training skills. Is “nice” a dirty word? It is a four letter word, but come on!

I’m not being insensitive. I know the TSA has had a rough time of it, especially recently when they lost one of their own to some idiot with a gun. I am being insensitive…to some idiot with a gun. My family and I were traveling this last week, and our hearts go out to the family of the TSA agent who was shot.

I’m ashamed our condolences may have come up short. I’m sure we weren’t alone. I’m not justifying… “Tourists”…are focused on one thing: getting away to have fun and no one is going to stop them. Serious is gone. There was also an important world negotiation on how much the major world powers were willing to allow Iran to refine uranium to “weapon’s grade” levels and I doubt many tourists–especially those who were on the cruises noticed. Out of site – out of mind.

Now, back to the TSA… In the back of our minds, selfishly so, the incident was just bad timing on our parts. “Security is not going to be fun,” we know that. ” We don’t blame TSA for not being in a good mood on that particular. After all, one of their own was shot.” But selfishly we went about our business of going on vacation and trying not to think about it much. We should say, “tragedy” as it is for one family.

Were we worried someone else was going to rush the security point we were in and target it? Oh, no. We were more concerned about taking our shoes off, making sure we wore slip-ons to make the process faster and easier. We made sure liquids were in plastic bags, and laptops were at the ready, and we bitched when pulled aside for additional security measures. All the while, who is protecting the ones protecting the airport and planes? And us?

As I always do when I travel, I look at every experience as a way of talking about training. I do have an interesting story to tell about language training and tourism in Roatan in the Honduras, but we’ll keep going with this one for now…as we move past the American tragedy and onward to my real topic.

TSA-personnelFor me and I know for others, anytime we travel we wince knowing we have to go through security. The children and I were whisked on through (pre-screened or something like that) and my wife got the works, complete with body search. I feel a joke coming on…let’s just say it’s because my beautiful wife is so much better looking than I am that she was selected for this honor. Okay, it was random. My opinion: what may be good for public relations, I’m not so sure is good for safety. I hope they have equipment they aren’t telling us about.

Although it was a bit chaotic as always, we got through it with everything we brought along. It seemed a bit dicey. I’m always afraid we’ll leave something behind. Here’s the truth of the matter. How many of us have traveled and the TSA agents were just as abrupt, rude, and insensitive as always. What especially ticks me off is when behavior affects the children, the handicapped, and the elderly? There is an easier way. With training, of course.

Training suggestions:

  • Have an agent or even a lower paid employee monitor what goes in and what goes out to ensure the same articles come out and go to the right person. I would think that would be basic. The airport is always warning passengers about strangers and keeping an eye on our bags at all times, just in case someone should put something in them while they are unattended.
  • Have TSA agents smile and not make us feel like idiots or the enemy. Some of us don’t do this all the time. Hint. Those with children and/or elderly people. If it’s a ploy, your smile will give would be terrorists a false sense of security.
  • Train them in social skills if the above doesn’t work.
  • Train them in more than one language for at least the basic things you need us to do. It would be nice to have someone who can recognize an agent who is having difficulty communicating with a customer. The inability to communicate is not the fault of the customer; communication is a two-way street.
  • Train agents that saying “please” and “thank you” does not diminish their authority. Police do it. Military do it. If we didn’t learn to be polite in kindergarten, our parents, grandparents or guardians taught us. It’s basic civility. I remember my youngest son, who was ten at the time, had left some orange juice in his backpack during a layover, burst into tears when the TSA agent grabbed his bag, searched it ferociously while making a little boy feel like a criminal. A little gentleness would have accomplished the same mission and the little “criminal” would still be there.

agent-securitySo, there you go. Airport security varies. Smaller airports tend to be easier as far as security goes since they aren’t so crowded, therefore, not so hectic. All airports wouldn’t be so tense with a few manners being used by all parties. I’ve seem rude passengers, too. Who hasn’t? People in a hurry to have fun are some of the rudest people around. Funny isn’t it? They seem to care the least about the people around them who could make life so much easier if they received a smile and a thank you from a customer as well.

Security’s not there to ruin your vacation, or did somebody miss the memo; they’re there so you don’t get blown out of the sky. Let them do their jobs. I want to make it easier. I put safety first. If for some reason, someone has a good reason for needing expedited service make accommodated services away from the crowded–even if it’s their own fault for being late to the airport. There are stupid jerks everywhere, in every part of the world, speaking every language. The opposite is true, too. What we don’t know won’t hurt us and one less complaint. Peace.

Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.

As the Host of the Blog site, I ask that you take a look at my new blog that focuses on other topics than training. My training/speech blog is still out there, but I’m letting it die in cyberspace. My best selling e-book, The Cave Man Guide to Training and Development is out. I need to tell you that I know Cave Man is not spelled that way and that is on purpose. The Cave is where we work, play and live. Read the book and you’ll get it. I hope to have two more following it soon.

My futuristic e-novel, Harry’s Reality, is a look at what happens when society gives up control of the mismanaged dying planet to an evolving artificial intelligence. It is also available at any bookstore that sells e-books for direct downloads to your reader, and directly through Smash words. By the way on my blog site you’ll find snippets of the novel and a coupon for a free download of my novel through Smash words. Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.

How to Train Shy, Introverted People

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hybrid-computerDo we treat shy or introverted people any different from other trainees? We should. This relates back to my differentiated learning post. This will be a short blog–especially short for me.

Everyone has encountered that person at work who doesn’t look at you, stays buried in paperwork or the computer, sneaks off to lunch and leaves right on time. He or she rarely has any contact with others. We have to distinguish whether the person is an introvert or painfully shy; they aren’t always the same thing.

Introverts don’t care much to be with others to a varying degree. For example, I’m an introvert, yet I still managed to be on stage as an actor, speaker, teacher. So, that definition of introvert fits more how I re-fuel. Introverts re-fuel by a quiet activity like reading, watching television. After every performance or rehearsal, I would need an hour of downtime. The extrovert gains energy from social contact and can drive an introvert absolutely crazy, depending on how far apart they are. So, what we are dealing with is someone who is not so much an introvert, but an extremely shy person.

Aren’t we and and the employer concerned with how this shy person does his or her job? My second question: How did this person get a job in the first place? Perhaps, it was a job that he or she only had to take a test for, meet briefly with the supervisor, and not say much at all. Government maybe? Entry-level position. I doubt this person will be able to fight for any promotion but he or she will always look good on paper since there is no contact there. For ease of writing, let’s just name the “person” Doris or Bill and they are interchangeable so no arguments about sex.

Everyone deals with the lack of recognition differently–even shy people, and probably–different from the sexes as well. Doris is always in tears in her supervisor’s office. She feels she has tried and tried and tried. She has a great resume, but no people skills and doesn’t show any initiative, which would be a risk she would have to take in dealing with other people.

Bill has a family, and, although his job is steady and his wife works, there is a strain on their marriage because his wife now makes more money than he does and doesn’t understand why he can’t get a raise or a promotion. Neither does he.

Like Doris, he looks good on paper.

The shy types lack confidence, self-esteem perhaps (shyness is not always due to low self-esteem), the ability to mingle with fellow workers, or need to face the realistic fact that their employer is not going to promote someone like Doris or Bill who need to deal with the public when they clearly can’t. Employment is rarely a competition of who made the best resume, although there are people who make resumes for people who would tell you otherwise.

What do most employers do to deal with a Doris or Bill? They fire them for incompetence, for not being able to do their jobs.

  • The ideal would be to send them to a therapist or even a trainer who specializes in building confidence and helping them navigate the corporate/company world.
  • The same person or someone in HR could help them prepare for interviews.
  • The company HR could also set up a work plan that uses little steps to make Doris or Bill more comfortable with social contact.

They don’t have to be the nerds of the office. And, if you are the one providing the answer, all the better. I’m sure we’ll think up more ways to train as we go. Please send questions or comments. I’d love to hear from you.

As the Host of the Blog site, I ask that you take a look at my new blog that focuses on other topics than training. My training/speech blog is still out there, but I’m letting it die in cyber space. My best selling e-book, The Cave Man Guide to Training and Development is out. I need to tell you that I know Cave Man is not spelled that way and that is on purpose. The Cave is where we work, play and live. Read the book and you’ll get it. I hope to have two more following it soon. I also have a futuristic e-novel, Harry’s Reality, a look at what happens when society gives up control of the mismanaged dying planet to an evolving artificial intelligence. It is also available at any book store that sells e-books for direct downloads to your e-reader, and directly through Smash words. By the way on my blog site you’ll find snippets of the novel and a coupon for a free download of my novel through Smash words. Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.

Customer Service: Don’t Train This…

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Because it’s idiotic! Really, don’t make it worse than it already is.

Customer service as we use to know it is getting to the point where we have to accept what we get, instead of a human-to-human exchange of what does us the best, and actually helps us. What’s idiotic? Making appointments for quality customer service, especially when no one else is standing in line. I waited an hour at…I don’t really want to name names here, but the first part of their name says it’s the Best (which it isn’t–my opinion) and Buy (to assure the public that their prices are the “best buy”–not always–again, my opinion). To be fair, my so-called appointment was with the much-touted Geek Squad, the super geniuses of computers. Of course, their failures reflect on the bigger company.

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I didn’t have a software or a hardware problem. I needed a smarter computer guy than me to push the right settings so my laptop could do what it is supposed to; we did buy the computer there. For a smart computer person, five minutes max. Still, no one was in line by the time I made my reservation for tomorrow because I didn’t want to waste another hour waiting for one today. I get home and I have an e-mail confirming it with all the charming language, which didn’t work because I was already pissed and getting pisser by the minute.

This kind of exceptional customer service was quite the opposite of assuaging my negative feelings, making me feel more loyal and positive toward the company, so loyal in fact I may recommend it to others. That’s exemplary customer service plays. Those days are numbered. By the way, did I tell you I was a customer service manager for five U.S. States and the District of Columbia for eight years? Just sayin’.

At least two of these customer service strategy methods today drive me nuts. Like everyone, I have to tolerate some of the methods or I get nothing done.

The ones noted below assure me that we are becoming a society of deadheads who will accept what we are told about customer service interactions procedurally. Most customer service team is handed on via the comment section on a website, e-mail, a website’s frequently asked questions (FAQs), a talk with a representative that’s most likely a cyber (that’s kind of a dis-embodied robot–the human voice–no body), e-mail or if you are very lucky you will be given a number to call. The voice you hear to move you through several more prompts, which may or may not get you the answer or action you need, will undoubtedly be soothing and feminine. I’m not being sexist. It just is. Point of fact.

I wrote the book on what happens when humanity becomes a bunch of “deadheads” and lets the cyber takeover, but let’s save that for later.

So, what do we trainers do? I don’t know. You tell me. I don’t want to turn into a deadhead. Is that anything like a zombie? It is getting close to Halloween.

Actually, I do have some thoughts as you knew I would. The above was part rant and part exaggeration, but I wanted to get everyone’s attention. People should walk away from customer service pleased not pissed, yet, we see it every day and the customer service teams. Is it an economic shortcut? Someone isn’t getting the message that word of mouth does a lot for a store, one way or the other. Someone in line told me that she had heard Best Buy was closing–all of them. Rumor or fact, I don’t know, but let a few people emphasize that it is a good idea and it will ensure its demise. I honestly doubt it because of its share of the market, but “appointments for customer service?”

Restaurants do it so much better. Send a steak back, the manager will come to your table to make sure it’s cooked right; he or she might even throw in something extra like an appetizer or a dessert. The restaurant wants to make sure that existing customers are more than satisfied, and will remember the positive experience and positive customer feedback with the customer service tips. But a smile, genuine concern, and willingness to help work as well as customer satisfaction with excellent customer service.

I think we should do our part as trainers or customer service representatives or customer service professionals do not ignore customer service when we go in see a client propose training. We need to ask questions and make it part of the final analysis we present to our client. We have been doing without true exemplary customer service for so long we may have forgotten what it looks like or even its true value to our clients to show them our customer relationship management. If they had an up-and-running customer service unit, we checked it off. This time test it to see it if passes the customer service skills test (the upset, disappointed, frustrated, and angry people test). If it doesn’t, mention its value to the client. Now, that would be a selling feature for the company. Hit while it’s hot!

In Conclusion

The phrase “Don’t Train This…” when it comes to great customer service should be interpreted with caution. While some argue that customer service is an innate skill that cannot be taught, it is important to recognize that training can still play a significant role in improving good customer service. While it may be true that some individuals possess natural talents in communication and problem-solving, training can provide essential tools and techniques to enhance these skills and provide consistent, high-quality service.

A disclaimer. This commentary is mine and mine alone, and the opinion expressed here is not influenced by The Free Management Library in any way.

As the Host of the Blog site, I ask that you take a look at my new blog that focuses on other topics than training. My training/speech blog is still out there, but I’m letting it die in cyber space. My best selling e-book, The Cave Man Guide to Training and Development is out. I need to tell you that I know Cave Man is not spelled that way and that is on purpose. The Cave is where we work, play and live. Read the book and you’ll get it. I hope to have two more following it soon. I also have a futuristic e-novel, Harry’s Reality, a look at what happens when society gives up control of the mismanaged dying planet to an evolving artificial intelligence. It is also available at any book store that sells e-books for direct downloads to your e-reader, and in any format directly through Smashwords. By the way on my blog site you’ll find snippets of the novel and a coupon for a free download of my novel through Smashwords.

Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library. For more resources on Customer Services check the links here as well as our blog on Customer Service.

Using Differentiated and Self-Paced Learning

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Everyone take’s the same exam.

Montessori and other private schools have used these learning techniques for years, but it is beginning to sound like public schools may be getting the same treatment if higher education has its way. However, it is a big change for the public schools. Probably even bigger than the change to using technology, i.e., where all students have iPads for books and notes. We were lucky to have a film to sleep through.

What does differentiated and self-paced learning mean for trainers? We are already using technology. That’s one modality. What options are there for us? I’m going to play dumb here to keep it basic. I searched the Internet. Where else can one find information like this? I did two simple searches since I’m not writing a term paper here.

One search focused on education. The result: the educators are very focused on differentiated learning and have been for a while; however, the hard work of the higher educational system that teaches new teachers how differentiated learning is important is erased by student teaching in a district that does not embrace it.

My other search was focused on training. The result: while trainers embraced differentiated learning they didn’t have the training to use it. They like the idea of being able to market different modalities and this is the opportunity to do so since the learning depends on each individual student’s progress. However, with trainers, I’m sorry to say, I didn’t see much in the way of face-to-face getting-to-know the particular learning styles that worked best–just what the learner preferred. So in this case, all bang, no buck. The technique does not use “preferred,” but rather actual ways a student or trainee learns best. Most of either class will tell you what is the least work for them is preferred.

Self-paced learning by itself helps. The current system rewards those who remember the most knowledge or concepts from class by awarding levels or grades. For students, it’s something to shoot for, but it can also be a stigma, an expectation, a pressure to others–even the students with the good grades. Bad grades often add to low self-esteem. Not always a positive.

Self-paced learning allows a student or trainee to continue until he or she has mastered one concept before moving on to the next. A person has a sense of accomplishment for finishing the race even if he or she wasn’t first. Obviously this is great for learning math. It’s very difficult to proceed to the higher, more complex level if you haven’t mastered the previous level. As for trainers, trainees can prove themselves at each level before moving into an area where safety or experience in earlier procedures are based on their competence.

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Major obstacle to change.

The most prestigious educators think differentiated and self-paced learning is in the immediate future, but it is implementation that is most difficult especially for teachers. School systems are seldom run by young, informed educators and parents. Change means cost to a district. It means a revamp of teaching schedules, a re-haul on parent/teacher communication, What seems so easy to accept in theory becomes so difficult and complicated in implementation and practice. This “change” is extremely hard to accept for practical reasons as well as the usual resistance to change.

For a teacher, it can be dangerous debating with the very administration that hired you over the way schools do things in its district. In a standoff like that it’s easy to see who wins. And what new teacher wants to put her job on the line to do that? It takes a certain talent and knowledge to use differentiated and self-paced learning. It’s not something someone just takes on. You have a variety of teachers at a public school and not all are trained, some don’t want to be, and some won’t be. A major obstacle to this change before you even begin.

Trainers have an easier time of it. Once they have figured out the best way to ascertain how the trainees learn, then they can provide a plan of differentiated and self-paced learning, if, and only if, the material requires it.

It’s not that these techniques are new either. I studied differentiated learning and self-paced learning in my psychology learning class in college. And, that was 30 years ago. The theory and practice has been around at least that long. You’d think we’d have use it by now. Again, in the education setting, smaller private schools are able to adapt. Some of us in a classroom instruction actually do most of it as we let the pace of the class drive us. We know who is struggling and who needs to stimulated and we help in the right direction. We use different modalities. Unfortunately we have limited time, much like that of any other classroom teacher. It’s not enough. While we bring these different modalities to the classroom, they don’t work for everyone. That’s why you have to get with the whole program.

However, some of the best schools, without the nod of school boards, are getting it. Younger administrators are allowing experimentation, combining classes, breaking up classes in their districts in an attempt to do this on a small scale. Testing it before they take it public. At this point it may be the best we can do. It’s a start. Bravo!

Trainers need to do the same. Get some training ourselves. Learn what looks easier on the surface. Starting small will make you more proficient. And when you know it you can communicate it better to clients. For more information on this topic, see Bill Cushard’s blog titled When to Choose Self-Paced Learning Versus Online Learning.

Happy training.

A disclaimer. This commentary is mine and mine alone, and the opinion expressed here is not influenced by The Free Management Library in any way.

As the Host of the Blog site, I ask that you take a look at my new blog that focuses on other topics than training. My other training/speech blog is still out there, but I’m letting it die in cyber space. My best selling e-book, The Cave Man Guide to Training and Development is out. I need to tell you that I know Cave Man is not spelled that way and that is on purpose. The Cave is where we work, play and live. Read the book and you’ll get it. I hope to have two more following it soon. I also have a futuristic e-novel, In Makr’s Shadow, a look at what happens when society gives up control of the mismanaged dying planet to an evolving artificial intelligence. It is available directly through Barnes and Noble (Nook Book), Amazon (Kindle) and Kobo (Epub) and any book store that sells e-books, as well as directly through Smashwords. By the way on my blog site you’ll find snippets of the novel.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.

Trainers, Government Shut-Down and Health Care

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doctor-oldThe current government shut-down is affecting everyone, especially trainers who depend on government contracts to stay alive. As a Federal worker, I went through several government shut-downs, and when it got down to dangerous territory one side caved–a compromise. Here, though President Obama has said, he will not compromise or even negotiate with the Republicans until the shut-down is over. To be fair, as my wife points out, the Republicans said they will not negotiate until they get what they want.

Politics. What a conundrum! And it affects all of us. It should, but in a good way.

In previous shut-downs, the contractors, including trainers, stayed afloat, often expanding their charge because the government agencies were not allowed to hire–just reduce their own budgets. We all got paid in the end. The uncertainty is disconcerting nonetheless.

It’s a little scary for everyone; however, the world knows no one is going to take over the government. That’s a good thing. For the economy: not so good.

Remember, I am apolitical here so don’t try to catch me on one side or the other.

While all this is happening, the debate is over “Obamacare.” I won’t discuss that it’s law and the Republicans should leave it alone. That’s politics. What is irritating for me is that it seems to be over that “word” and not what it entails, which are certain aspects of health care. The Dems try to explain it; I think for sympathy, but their stand is clear. The Reps don’t want to talk about why they don’t want it. Someone needs a good trainer.

If the Reps want to make points, they could at least go into why they don’t like it. They just want to kill it. So, the experts have told us what they want instead. Neither plan will bring costs down in America as much as consumers would like. They make it sound like it will, but it won’t. Why? The issue is health care–not “Obamacare.”

We know there are other big issues at work here. The political lobbies: insurance, medical, and drug companies are some of some of the strongest in Washington. Not only that, they are also the largest campaign donors. Naturally, these lobbies are too strong for government to take on, and a no-brainer for candidates and those currently holding office. I suspect it is easier to pass a bill legalizing marijuana and prostitution than it would be to regulate any industry under the lobby umbrella’s. However, that’s not what’s needed.

We expect government to tell the people the truth. We pretty much live by it. As trainers, the last thing we would do is tell an employee something that was untrue or not the full truth. It seems we Americans were too arrogant to look at how medical care is approached overseas. Please take a look at this terrific video. Why American Health Care Costs Are So High. It tells the fantastic truth about where we stand in health care and poses some interesting questions. The speaker, while sounding a bit nutty, is an American with good stats. Meanwhile, we trainers trudge onward. I’ve seen an upswing of trainer activity on LinkedIn. Most activity I doubt that it is government-related, but it is probably regarding the lack of faith in the government, breeding a lack of faith in the economy. Strike quickly before it gets too bad seems to be the idea. I wouldn’t rush though. The employers already feel the pressure; if you rush, it could be enough to push them away rather than pull them to you.

When the shut-down is over, there will be a big relief for the American public naturally, but also for business, consumers and government contractors as well as trainers and anyone who works in a service business. More contracts will have to be let to fill in the gaps not allowed to filled by government employees. And that will include trainers.

Someone should still talk about why American health care costs are still so high in comparison to other countries. We are told our health care is the best because of our system. Wrong. Our health care is not remarkably better when compared to other first world countries. A long wait to see someone. Check again. If you don’t believe me, check out the video again and his original sources.

Spreading the word is probably not up to trainers either. How could we speak out to those very companies that are a large part of our income, let alone our economy? I hope someone finds a way because we are blowing it.

A disclaimer. This commentary is mine and mine alone, and the opinion expressed here is not influenced by The Free Management Library in any way.

As the Host of the Blog site, I do get to ask that you take a look at my new blog that focuses on other topics than training. My training/speech blog is still out there, but I’m letting it die in cyber space. My best selling e-book, The Cave Man Guide to Training and Development is out. I need to tell you that I know Cave Man is not spelled that way and that is on purpose. The Cave is where we work, play and live. Read the book and you’ll get it. I hope to have two more following it soon. I also have a futuristic e-novel, Harry’s Reality, a look at what happens when society gives up control of the mismanaged dying planet to an evolving artificial intelligence. It is also available at any book store that sells e-books, and directly through Smashwords. By the way on my blog site you’ll find snippets of the novel and a coupon for a free download of my novel through Smashwords.

Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.

The Process Made Easy

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The Only Form of Problem-Solving

ck_man thinkWhat would you say if I were to say there are no secret processes to be had–just the basic process we can apply to every plan we have to make and every problem we have to solve? I hope you would be flabbergasted, but believe me when I say it is true.

I am talking about process improvement as a result, by not only simplifying the process, but by ensuring more correct answers.

Remember, how were we expected to approach the manager stereotypes of old? There were four character types, but these two are the ones that concern us the most. One expected you “to get the job done,” while the other expected you “to get the job done right.” The latter is our goal. I have always been in that court anyway.

Using our brains, by letting our personal biological computers help us problem-solve is one way, if not the best way “to get the job done right.”

To make effective use of The Process, we use the following 4 ways to solve a problem, form a clear idea, build a plan, etc.–

  1. We gather the information
  2. We organize the information
  3. We deep think, cogitate, meditate or pray about the information, and finally
  4. We regurgitate the information in an interesting, and hopefully, creative form, designed for success

Easy, right? I going to make it even easier.

Ever have an obsessive idea about something, one that won’t leave? It’s a little like your “physical” computer when it wants to finish the first action before performing the second action. The issue or ideas are still there in your mind. You may have put up a “wall,” but your mind via your brain is trying help you resolve the issues or complete the idea.

Now, comes the time to deep think, cogitate, meditate or pray. Any will do–whichever makes you most comfortable. Cogitate defines the act best for me, but each term performs a similar action–that of relaxing the brain. Our way of simplifying the process is to let is it rest and you might say, “sleep on it.” What we are doing is letting the facts and ideas come together with our desires, both conscious and un- to complete the Gestalt–the picture.

To cogitate means to think deeply, to contemplate, to meditate on a subject or an idea. In other words, keep the idea general. Don’t connect all the dots just yet. Keep the amounts of information you’ve researched moving via brain waves to various parts of the brain we know nothing about to stir things up until it yields value.

Beforehand, only jot down the basic notes you need to keep the assignment on course.

We all talk about organizing and learning as if there is a best way to gather, organize and regurgitate information. No matter what you’ve been taught about how to process, you still process inside in a way unique to your brain, even though you will perform outwardly what you’ve been taught. You hold onto your thoughts. And, if you can, allow some time for those thoughts to work on their own to help you do what you have to do.

Praying, meditation or just sleeping on a subject does the same thing as cogitating; it allows an idea to roll around in your mind without expectations, without manipulation until a subconscious answer comes to mind. Think about any problem-solving course of training that uses one of these methods. They all allow for a concentration on a verbal or nonverbal, auditory or inaudible statement of thoughts.

Not only that, but holding on to those thoughts instead of worrying about them is a good stress reliever, according to Dr Willis McCann, Professor Emeritus in Psychology at Missouri Western State University. He held a doctorate in psychology, a juris doctorate and a doctor of divinity degree. He taught Mental Health among other subjects while I was there.

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Albert Einstein, 1921, Big Brain

We often organize by writing points down as we learn them, taking notes, or do we? But how do you put them in the right order? Note cards? I’ve heard some speakers do that. Cut and paste. Writers do that. I do that. The germ of the idea may come out first. Or, the strongest idea or the best phrase. Or, the solution to a business problem. All the while the brain is listening. Is the brain responsible for the order created out of chaos or are you going to take credit for that?

Ultimately, it will be the internal process that comes up with the answer you really need. After all, you only use 10 percent of your computer brain, but the rest of it is there and we don’t know of what it is capable, especially when you give it a chance to focus. Imagine if you could use all the memory and knowledge stored in your computer to solve just one problem.

So, keep an open mind about what you have formally written. You may want to change it later before someone else comes up with the better idea.

For me, it may be a new scene, a solution to problem in novel itself, or a new character that I hadn’t thought of but was there in my subconscious. See where that cogitating can be helpful. I included “thinking,” “meditating,” and “praying” because the result is the same: relaxing the mind so that it has time to help you put ideas together. Remember, your brain is a computer, too. Of course, like any computer, it’s only as good as the input you put in, but your biological computer can be affected by outside factors, including emotions and health, for example.

brainSleeping on ideas can help, but only if worry or agitation don’t get in the way.

Imagine the insight that can come to one man or woman working alone. Imagine you are that one man or woman who has thought this problem through consciously (and subconsciously) and come to the meeting ready to provide good creative feedback. You will be confident and prepared.

I am not advocating never taking notes or never putting anything in writing until that last minute; I am saying it’s better to get it “done right,” instead of “just get it done.” Leave the ending open and flexible so you can change the answer easily. Make your deadline, and if nothing changes, you will know you’ve done your best and stress free.

My approach is often looking at training and development from outside. By doing so I hope to shed light on areas that may not be noticeable to the players involved. In this case, even though my experiences are different, our minds work the the same way.

I write commentary. That is not to say, I am clueless about training. I have been a trainer, training developer and training manager at the corporate-level, and freelanced my training services as well as coached executives in speech for many years. However, my background is unusual. I hope that gives me unusual insight as well. I may go off on a tangent to keep us all on our toes, but I try to leave readers with something to think about.

Feel free to contact me with a comment, or with a request to be a guest writer. I welcome opposing views, and trainers who wish to speak on other topics. Be generic and talk about the industry you represent without selling your own services. We will, however, link to you and your company with the hope you will link back to us.

*Just a short note to let you know I have shut down my website and re-named my Acting Smarts blog to Shaw’s Reality, which reflects my more eclectic writing these days and I use instead of my website. Still doing some acting, directing and performance criticism; however, I am more involved in writing these days and want to focus there. I promise straight talk and to be cryptic about anything on my site, which is meant to enlighten those who read between the lines. Harry’s Reality is still on sale at Amazon will be available through all other ebook distributors and directly through Smashwords in all digital formats after September 30th.

Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.

Social Media: Has Target Marketing Gone Awry?

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With social media: has real target marketing gone away?

Instead all of us feel targeted. We have a bullseye on our backs. I thought the “do-not-call-list” was bad enough to put telemarketers on notice to leave us alone. We can mark unwanted emails as spam. We can ignore ads on Facebook, MySpace, Google Plus and many more personal social networks. We can still see solicitations on professional networks like LinkedIn or GovLoop that don’t concern us or ever will. Let’s not forget Twitter. Easy to forget, but an awesome powerhouse. Even the networks hound you to death. Buy the professional package so you don’t see the ads. It’s the same with the apps. Using social media effectively is using those ads in part.

My first experience with hiring someone to use the social media to help me market my novel was a disaster. Turned out, I actually have more contacts of my own and those are probably the ones she contacted. I know there are good people out there who specialize in this rather new marketing, and are willing to train others. I only wish there were others who would take your product and for a reasonable price and social market it for you. That, of course, is me being too stubborn to learn something new. It happens with “old dogs” like me.

I have an real “old dog,” but she never liked to be taught anything so she taught herself. For the most part, these are good things. Butterscotch, our Golden Retriever, (when she was young and spry) taught herself to climb up into the kids wooden playset and come down via the slide; also, she would leaped onto the trampoline. All this was in effort to escape being around dog number two, Ranger, an English/Canadian standard, Labrador Retriever, who was heavier than her and couldn’t follow. He was annoyingly different I suppose. Neither would harm each other or humans. Rodents, birds and other yard critters beware. With social media giants, I feel like a critter.

This happens with young dogs, too, in terms of social media; however, I must admit I use social media too even here but not nearly enough to make a nuisance of myself. Young dogs, businesses and services, are shotgunning their products to the general public without any sense or direction. Some are losing friends over it and some would lose relatives, but you can’t because they are family.

I remember in sales that you had to sell to your grandmother. Now, you are! Literally. It’s utterly ridiculous. Unbeschreiblich! (We’re taking a German exchange student in. Couldn’t resist.)

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Some businesses & services are shotgunning their products to the general public w/o any sense or direction.

We need trainers to make the process easy (not just market it that way), with ongoing support, or provide less expensive services we can use to sell our wares via the social media. It seems everyone wants to be a trainer these days. Sell services and in your spare time sell training, too. Right? See my last two blogs. Businesses, small companies and nonprofits used to buy ads. Public relations and marketing were different, too.

I know I seem to be taking the non-trainer side, but, in part, here is the problem:

  • First, the training content doesn’t stay with you. It’s too fleeting and the information sites change all the time.
  • Secondly, it may already be dated. You won’t know until you try.
  • And thirdly, trainers have businesses organizations gasping for air, and that is a character issue with me and should be for everyone.

Put it in Biblical terms if you like: thou shalt not prey on businesses if you can’t truly help them or tell them someone who can. The businesses and other organizations are already gasping for air. Now, I’m not talking about the huge corporations who have social media geniuses on staff, but the smaller companies, nonprofits and government entities that might hire you as contractor.

Here’s what I’d like to see (and I can’t believe I’m saying this): we need more affordable direct services that work with training to keep up with trends. Not a one-time training shot that’s easily forgotten or absorbed and used by the time the general sites have changed or techniques have been disallowed. Hence, we need ongoing assistance. Smaller companies end up hiring someone to be in-house not nearly as qualified as they should be to do the job a trainer “trained” them to do.

Everyone wants to make money and I believe everyone should be paid fairly for their service or product. This economy isn’t terrific, especially for smaller businesses that can’t absorb the losses like the larger corporations. We need the smaller businesses, too. So, make friends, not enemies. So, you don’t get rich or make what you made when the economy was better. You will later, and save your self respect. I know I talk a lot about survival of the fittest, but even that comes with a moral code and strong character. Your friends will be there when you need them.

I welcome an opposing view. I gladly welcome a social media trainer or someone who sells services to be a guest writer; however, this is an opportunity to sell your products or services generically. You don’t sell your particular services or products, but everyone’s, to include yours. You don’t have to name names. It’s not a paid gig, but you will have a link to you and your company and we hope you link back to us. Interested readers are mostly to go to your website for more information.

*Just a short note to let you know I have shut down my website and re-named my Acting Smarts blog to Shaw’s Reality, which reflects my more eclectic writing these days and I use instead of my website. Still doing some acting, directing and performance criticism; however, I am more involved in writing these days and want to focus there. I promise straight talk and not to encrypt or decrypt, or be cryptic about anything on my site, which is meant to enlighten those who read between the lines. Harry’s Reality is still on sale at Amazon will be available through all other ebook distributors and directly through Smashwords in all digital formats after September 30th.

Happy training.

For more resources about training, see the Training library.